Cool Blogger: ASS PARADE discarded longer skirts because they made her hips look lumpy - I must really lose a few more pounds she thought as she looked at her shorter skirts. Thank goodness my legs are all right, she thought, as she selected a tight short black lycra skirt which Tom had always said made her hips and backside 'absolutely fantastic' - certainly he had always been very keen to get her out of it!.
